102 Best funny Boat Names That Are Unique, Classic, Clever, and Funny

For those looking to buy a boat or yacht, you’ll quickly realize that many factors go into finding the perfect vessel—whether it’s for cruising, sailing, exploring, or the thrill of a speed boat. Whatever type of boat you choose, there’s one purely fun, non-serious aspect of boat ownership that allows captains and cruisers to get creative without spending a dime. Some might argue this is the single most important decision of all: naming your boat.

If you’ve dreamed of owning a boat or a larger yacht, you’ve likely already considered a name. Popular choices include pun boat names inspired by summer, sand, and sea, as well as inside jokes like a play on your name or a nod to a significant life event (“She Got the House” or “401K”). Song titles, lyrics, movies, and cultural catchphrases also offer clever boat name inspiration.

Don’t have the perfect boat name yet? We’ve rounded up unique boat names to inspire your search for the ideal maritime moniker. Here, you’ll find classic and classy boat names of a more serious nature (like the “Honey Fitz” yacht once owned by JFK and Jackie O.), as well as funny boat names that your fellow captains will wish they had thought of first. Scroll through for 102 of our best boat names.