102 Best funny Boat Names That Are Unique, Classic, Clever, and Funny

For those looking to buy a boat or yacht, you’ll quickly realize that many factors go into finding the perfect vessel—whether it’s for cruising, sailing, exploring, or the thrill of a speed boat. Whatever type of boat you choose, there’s one purely fun, non-serious aspect of boat ownership that allows captains and cruisers to get creative without spending a dime. Some might argue this is the single most important decision of all: naming your boat.

If you’ve dreamed of owning a boat or a larger yacht, you’ve likely already considered a name. Popular choices include pun boat names inspired by summer, sand, and sea, as well as inside jokes like a play on your name or a nod to a significant life event (“She Got the House” or “401K”). Song titles, lyrics, movies, and cultural catchphrases also offer clever boat name inspiration.

Don’t have the perfect boat name yet? We’ve rounded up unique boat names to inspire your search for the ideal maritime moniker. Here, you’ll find classic and classy boat names of a more serious nature (like the “Honey Fitz” yacht once owned by JFK and Jackie O.), as well as funny boat names that your fellow captains will wish they had thought of first. Scroll through for 102 of our best boat names.

Funny Boat Names

  • Aboat Time
  • Alimony
  • Are We There Yet?
  • Fin & Tonic
  • Fishy Business
  • Flying Dutchman
  • Feeling Yachty
  • Gone Fishin’
  • In a Meeting
  • Joan’s Ark
  • Jolly Roger
  • Kids’ Inheritance
  • Knot Working
  • The Kraken
  • Liquid Asset
  • Out of Office
  • Pier Pressure
  • Reel Therapy
  • Rest a Shore
  • Retirement
  • She Got the House
  • Shell of a View
  • Skipper’s Girl
  • Weekend Edition
  • What’s Up Dock?
  • Yacht Rock
  • Yachty or Nice?
  • Yachty, Yachty, Yadda
  • 401K
  • 5 O’Clock Somewhere

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Classic Boat Names

  • Always Saturday
  • Amazing Grace
  • Anchors Away
  • Blessed
  • Captain’s Quarters
  • Coast Is Clear
  • Crosswinds
  • Due South
  • Ecsta-sea
  • El Capitán
  • Endless Summer
  • Freedom
  • Golden Hour
  • Good Times
  • Happy Hour
  • High Seas
  • Honeymoon
  • Island Girl
  • Lady in Red
  • Lady of the Lake
  • Livin’ the Dream
  • Midas Touch
  • Nothin’ But Blue Skies
  • No Worries
  • One Moor Time
  • One More Day
  • Sea-Batical
  • Sea Bum
  • Seas the Day
  • Seas the Moments
  • Sol Surfer
  • Soul Searching
  • Southern Belle
  • Starfish
  • Sunkissed
  • Sunny Daze
  • Sun’s Out
  • Sweet Sea
  • Vitamin Sea
  • Wish You Were Here

Boat Names Inspired by Music, Movies, Shows, and More

  • Below Deck
  • Catch Me If You Can
  • Changes in Latitudes
  • The Codfather
  • Far & Away
  • Good Vibrations
  • Here Comes the Sun
  • Maverick
  • O Captain! My Captain!
  • Overboard
  • Rock the Boat
  • Serendipity

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Pretty and Classy Boat Names

  • Sunbath
  • Beautiful Sun
  • Seize the Day
  • Hello Beautiful
  • Of the Sea
  • Sweet Idleness
  • Idealization
  • The Sweet Life
  • The Sea
  • Butterfly
  • Hello
  • Neptune
  • Sea Breeze
  • Do? All of
  • beautiful
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