70+ Funny Things to Say on Helium

“When you inhale helium and talk, your voice turns into a high-pitched, hilarious sound. Here are some fun things to try when you have a helium balloon:

Sing ‘Happy Birthday’ – Even if it’s no one’s birthday, this classic song is even funnier with a squeaky voice.
Recite the Alphabet – Saying the ABCs on helium is simple but guaranteed to get a laugh.
Famous Movie Quotes – Try lines like ‘May the force be with you’ or ‘I’m the king of the world!’ and watch your friends crack up.
Say ‘I love you’ – Expressing your feelings with a chipmunk voice adds a funny twist.
Order a Pizza – Pretend to order a pizza with the weirdest toppings. The crazier, the funnier!
Introduce Yourself – A simple ‘Hi, my name is…’ can sound ridiculously funny on helium.
In this article, we’ll explore 70+ funny things you can say after inhaling helium to keep everyone laughing.

Let’s dive in!”

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Funny Things to Say on Helium

“Is it just me, or did the ceiling get closer?”
“I’ve always wanted to be an opera singer!”
“My dog sounds way more serious than I do right now.”
“Finally, my inner chipmunk is free!”
“I’ve mastered the art of anti-gravity talking.”
“This is my audition for the Minions!”
“I ate a clown for breakfast, and now I sound funny.”
“My voice went on vacation, and this is the postcard.”
“I think it’s time I pursue a career in cartoon voiceovers.”
“The secret to hitting those high notes? Helium!”
“I’m basically the adult version of a squeaky toy.”
“Even my shadow is laughing at me.”
“Do I sound like I’m from a tiny, faraway planet?”
“This must be how bubbles feel before they pop.”
“When did I join the Smurfs?”
“Is this what voicemails of the future sound like?”
“My superpower is making people laugh without even trying.”
“I’ve found the fountain of youth, and it’s filled with helium!”
“Should I be worried that my voice is floating away?”
“Hello, Lollipop Guild auditions? I’m ready!”
“I’m not high, just my voice is!”
“Here’s my impression of a bee in slow motion.”
“I think my cat just disowned me.”
“If you can’t beat them, out-squeak them!”
“Greetings, Earthlings, I come in peace—and squeaks.”
“The chipmunks called, they want their voice back.”
“I’m auditioning for the role of ‘air.'”
“Can someone turn down the pitch on my voice?”
“Call me Helium Harry from now on!”
“Just call me the human kazoo.”
“Do I sound like I swallowed a tin whistle?”
“Every party needs a helium comedian.”
“My new gig: balloon impersonator.”
“Whispering just got a whole lot funnier.”
“I swear, my voice was deeper this morning!”
“Paging Mr. Mickey Mouse—your voice twin has arrived.”
“I didn’t choose the helium life; the helium life chose me.”
“This is the true voice of my inner child.”
“Note to self: no more helium before speeches.”
“Is this what pixie dust sounds like?”
“Quick, someone sign me up for an animated movie!”
“My voice packed its bags and flew away.”
“Somewhere, a duck is very confused.”
“Upside of helium: instant mood booster!”
“Did I accidentally hit fast-forward on my voice?”
“If laughter is the best medicine, consider me your doctor!”
“How to become instantly unpopular with cats.”
“Either I’m a genius, or I’ve inhaled too much helium.”
“Apparently, my voice has its own escape plan.”
“For my next trick, I’ll sound like an adult again!”
“Wait, is this the secret squirrel hotline?”
“Elevator music, now featuring my voice!”
“I’m obviously narrating for ants.”
“Mission failed—they heard me squeak.”
“I sound like a bubblegum pop single!”
“This is my impression of a windy day.”
“Backup singer for Alvin and the Chipmunks, reporting for duty.”
“My superhero name? The Incredible Squeak!”
“Voice audition for the mini marshmallow commercial.”
“I just got a text from a flute—we’re twins!”
“I’m currently voicing for jumping beans.”
“I think I’ve become my dog’s chew toy.”
“Welcome to the squeaky toy symposium!”
“I’ve become a whistle, minus the blowing.”
“Now presenting: The Mosquito Opera!”
“My voice is on a rollercoaster right now.”
“Bet you’ve never met a talking helium balloon!”
“I’ve been cast as the lead in The Adventures of Squeaky McSqueakface.”
“Warning: Voice may cause uncontrollable giggling.”
“I’m not squeaking, I’m speaking in cursive!”
“Graduated top of my class at the School of Squeaky Doors.”
“Special guest at tonight’s mice choir!”
“Presenting: The world’s first talking rubber duck!”
“I’m the unofficial voice of pocket-sized superheroes.”
“Dial ‘H’ for Helium. How can I assist you?”
“My voice went on a trip and left the squeak behind.”
“Just having a conversation with the balloons, no big deal.”
“I sound like I was born in a cartoon!”
“Welcome to my teddy bear interview!”
“I’m the main attraction at the Squeak Convention!”

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What are Funny Things to Sing with Helium?

Inject some boldness into your helium singing party with these hilarious song choices that are guaranteed to bring the house down:

1. Happy Birthday

This timeless celebration song takes on a whole new level of fun when sung with a helium twist. The squeaky rendition will have everyone in fits of laughter!

2. TV Show Themes

Pick a well-known theme song from a popular TV show. The goofier, the better! Try belting out the “SpongeBob SquarePants” or “The Flintstones” theme for an instant comedy hit.

3. Famous Pop Songs

Take a serious pop ballad and transform it into pure hilarity with a helium-enhanced voice. Imagine a squeaky version of a classic love song—guaranteed to make the whole room crack up.

4. Opera Classics

Test your operatic skills with helium! Attempting a grand opera number like “Nessun Dorma” with a high-pitched voice turns it into an unforgettable, comedic performance.

5. Christmas Carols

Spread cheer no matter the season with a helium-fueled rendition of “Jingle Bells” or “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.” These festive tunes become even more joyful when paired with a squeaky voice!

How does helium make you talk funny?

“Helium makes your voice sound high-pitched and funny because it’s much lighter than the air we normally breathe.

When you inhale helium from a balloon, your voice travels faster through this lighter gas. While it doesn’t actually change the pitch of your voice, it speeds up the vibrations that create sound, making your voice seem higher.

Your vocal cords work the same way, but with the sound moving faster, it creates that funny effect. Once the helium is out of your lungs and you breathe regular air again, your voice returns to normal.”

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